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That’s the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
I’m flying across the world in this balloon. When I return there will be peace.
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I’ve been doing this for the last five minutes … and probably for another ten.
Clearly something that could never ever possibly destroy us. However I must destroy.
If I were Apple, the commercial for the iPhone 5 would be this screen shot with the theme from Free Willy playing over it. Done and done.
